If you are looking for a sign not to kill yourself, this is it.

(Source: harmonic, via apolloreincarnated)

ednaisdrowning replied to your post: ednaisdrowning replied to your post: i have one…

my kettle has a whistle you can leave up. :D ‘tis very nice

i would forget about it and cause horrible problems D:

ednaisdrowning replied to your post: i have one complaint about that gif if there’s…

not if the whistle wasn’t down :P

every kettle i’ve ever had has had a whistle that is always in place unless you’re pressing on the lever that lifts it up ^^

and also that just means they’re in danger of overboiling it and ruining their kettle :o

i don’t want to go to bed i want to watch chopped forever

i have one complaint about that gif

if there’s that much steam coming out of the kettle then it’s whistling like CRAZY

so they’re romantically swaying back and forth to the sound of HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

frezned:

adamusprime:

you spend the first four years of your life doing whatever you want but not having the ability to do very much and then you spend almost 20 years in school in preparation for a career which you get so you can have the funds to do whatever you want when you retire and then you retire but the years of stress in school and work take their toll and by that time you’re too broken to do a lot of the things you thought you would be doing when you spent all that time preparing for this stage of your life

and then you die

oh for god’s sake adam never eat ten eggs again ya big grouch

The time you’re in school and the time you’re working aren’t like “YOUR LIFE”. They’re the answer you give to “So what do you do?” “Oh I’m in college studying xyz” but fucking hell whenever you’re ASKED that question you’re at a party or out with some friends or at a family gathering or at a Craigslist hookup or whatever I dunno your lifestyle.

It turns out that over the course of the 20 years of preparation for your career, and then over the course of your career itself, you’re not studying 24/7 and you’re not working 24/7. The career and the study are something you do with a portion of your time, just like sleeping and getting dressed.

I worked hard at uni, but I also found time to eat probably a hundred pizzas and get up to Kharazan in World of Warcraft and make a whole bunch of half-finished video games and win Nanowrimo and make like 150 youtube videos.

I have a 9-5 career-type job nowadays but I still go out with friends all the time and I’ve got a crazy exciting trip to America coming up in three weeks.

The fact that I studied, and that I have a job now, doesn’t stop me from doing all kinds of shit that I love.

And my point is decidedly not “look how great my life is” my point is if you’re gonna focus solely on the handful of hours in an individual day you spend studying or working, and mentally erase the hours in an individual day you spend talking to friends or watching videos of cats falling over, then of course you’re gonna come to depressing conclusions about life.

EDIT: Seriously don’t post the above thing and then ten minutes later post “my top 5 roller coasters” what the hell.

Just insert the sentence “and if you want you can ride a bunch of rollercoasters” at any point and the whole sadsack image is immediately demolished utterly. Come on!

i was moving max’s charger while he was playing cod with my brother and i accidentally knocked his glasses off his face

so i said “i’m sorry!! it was an accident”

and he was like “you have a lot of accidents!!”

so i yelled “quit making fun of my incontinence! :(“